Donald Trump Appeared In A Playboy Softcore Porn Video

People are reacting with fear, panic, and mirth, to the news that Donald Trump once appeared in a Playboy VHS title. For any other candidate this would be game over. Rick Santorum went down because activists redefined his surname as something rude. But only Trump can appear in softcore pornography and people read the headline with disgust but without surprise.

Trump did not appear in a sexual scene, but a scene featured him along with some Playboy ‘playmates’, spraying the foam from a champagne bottle onto a Playboy branded limousine on a New York City street. If so inclined, you can buy the DVD on Amazon. As a savvy consumer, you ought to know it has been reviewed twice and garnered a 4.5 star overall rating. Because the Donald is good at winning.

One of the reviews, by the grace of God, lists the DVD features, which include ‘It’s Party Time’, ‘ The Old Switch-a-Roo’ and ‘The Hunt for Playmate 2000’.

The revelation comes as a neat example of Trump’s hypocrisy, after he claimed that Alicia Machado (a former Miss Universe) had appeared in pornography.The smear against Machado quickly fell apart, when it was fact checked, it was found actor ‘Angel Dark’ was the star of the pornographic film Apprentass 4, not Machado. People have been quick to call our the presidential candidate’s latest hypocrisy (in the good old days that used to be about their flip-flopping on some kind of tax cut).